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KAMALA HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT 2028

What can be, unburdened by what has been

Published: January 20, 2028, 3:00 AM EST (Because context matters)

A Message from the President-Elect

My fellow Americans, today we stand at the precipice of tomorrow, ready to embrace what can be, unburdened by what has been. As I've always said, we exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us.

You think you just fell out of a pineapple tree? You exist in the context of this historic moment. We are making history todayโ€”not just because this is a significant achievement, but because every moment we make is, by definition, history in the making.

I stand before you not just as your President-Elect, but as a representation of possibility. The significance of the passage of time cannot be overstated. We are here at this moment in time, and that is significant because we are not at any other moment in time.

Our Vision for America

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Pineapple Tree Conservation Act

Recognizing that none of us just fell out of a pineapple tree, we propose comprehensive pineapple tree conservation to preserve the context in which we all exist.

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Temporal Significance Initiative

The passage of time is real, and we must acknowledge its significance. This initiative will ensure all Americans understand what time it is, contextually speaking.

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National Venn Diagram Program

Making complex policy accessible through visual representations. Sometimes two circles overlapping can explain what paragraphs cannot.

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Yellow School Bus Appreciation Act

They're yellow! An initiative to celebrate the things that are what they are, including but not limited to: yellow school buses, their yellowness, and the fact that they are buses.

For further inquiries regarding yellow school buses, please direct all questions to chaatAI.

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Context Preservation Program

Ensuring all Americans have access to proper context. Because you don't just exist in a vacuumโ€”you exist in the context of all that exists around you.

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First Firsts Initiative

As the first female president to be the first at being first, we'll create opportunities for more Americans to be the first at something significant.

"I can imagine what can be, and be unburdened by what has been."

โ€” Kamala Harris, Every Speech, 2020-Present

Understanding Policy Through Venn Diagrams

What Can Be
What Has Been

Notice: These circles do not overlap. This is intentional. We are unburdened.

Road to 2028: A Timeline

November 5, 2024
Begin thinking about 2028 (contextually)
January 20, 2025
Recognize the significance of the passage of time since the last inauguration
Summer 2026
National Pineapple Tree Tour launches
January 2027
Campaign announcement: "We did it, and we're going to do it again!"
November 2028
Election Day - Making history by being the first to win after being the first
January 20, 2029
Inauguration - Unburdened at last

What People Are Saying

"I have no idea what she just said, but I felt inspired."

โ€” Undecided Voter, Iowa

"Finally, a candidate who understands that yellow school buses are, in fact, yellow."

โ€” School Bus Driver Association

"The Venn diagrams really helped me understand the lack of overlap between what can be and what has been."

โ€” Math Teacher, Somewhere

"She's rightโ€”we DO exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us."

โ€” Philosophy Professor (probably)